Derek is soooooo funny!

char: (can never make a decision and asking for input) "Honey, what would you do if you were me?
derek: "well, I would be indecisive."

another example...

char: "when was the first time you went on an airplane?"
derek: "I think it was in high school with my neighbor."
char: "where did you go?"
derek: "Um, into the sky."